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♪ ♪ ♪rt this party, dance everybody, make it hot in the party, don't stop, move your body, rock this party dance everybody, make it hot in this party ♪ ♪ everybody dance now ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. karl frisch joins us to continue the right-wing world.

hello, again, karl. >> good morning. >> stephanie: [ inaudible ] on fox business channel. >> we have come a long way from where unions seem to have their interests at heart before the customers. we have seen the damage it has done in the auto industry more recently twinkie. >> oh, wow! >> stephanie: hang on. i got this one karl. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: first of all, auto industry! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: an example of how they made so many concessions that was part of how the auto industry is the success it is. >> right. >> stephanie: okay. twinkies! hostess misran their company they gave the top executives bonuses with the union pension funds and then they went out of business and blamed the unions.

>> well they did it more than once at hostess. >> stephanie: right. >> if you look at this in the big picture, what we're seeing is a republican party that is hell bent on rolling back workplace protections like the number of hours, benefits pensions, you know, workplace conditions. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: yeah. >> this is why they love all of those trade bills that let us second jobs to places that don't have those things. and how better to roll back those things if people can't collectively bargain. >> stephanie: yes, thank you. >> so what we're looking at is an industry that wants to push us back to a time that is preunion, preworker's rights. so if you are having a child right now, i can't wait to see them working in a factory. >> stephanie: yeah. >> no more weekends. >> stephanie: yeah. bill o'reilly. >> there's no question that the reelection of president obama has em-boldened the left and

angered the right. right now liberal america is more powerful than conservative america, even though there are more self identified conservatives than liberals. >> stephanie: no. every poll we're seeing is more and more -- >> and also it's always skewed when they ask the question are you conservative moderate liberal, independent. and people say conservative yeah, i'm conservatived with my pocketbook.

>> stephanie: so there. rush limbaugh. obama took advantage of his honey moon [ inaudible ] first black president. the aura of a new presidency to basically defraud the american people. >> please explain. >> stephanie: he used his tricky blacksness. >> rush has had so many honeymoons maybe it's hard for him to recognize anymore. barack obama didn't get a honeymoon, okay, folks? within hours of him being inaugurated, you had people on fox news saying the president was a racist, and people like rush limbaugh saying we had to bend over and grab our ankles because his father was black. that's the tip of the iceberg with these people. this president never got a

break. and i'm not saying he deserves a honeymoon period but they have been in full-on attack mode and divisive mode since the day he started running for president. >> stephanie: yeah exactly. and there wasn't even a pause before the election. karl by the way a couple of awesome tweets this week. when do we stop calling it a think tank? and the resignation [ inaudible ] shuffling of the deck chairs on the tea-tannic. >> that's awesome. >> i used liberal bias known as grammar to create a pun. >> stephanie: you see what you did there. you could give comedy lessons to brian if you really had to. >> i could. >> stephanie: awesome stuff. see you next week honey. >> watch for my next aol

message. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: all right. we have a skosh more right-wing world to get to and we have judy chu to check in with us on the fiscal -- thing. >> yeah. >> stephanie: right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ those types are coming on to me all the time now. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv.

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> it's all right. that's in every contract. that's what they call a sanity clause. you can't fool me. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." >> i said that very line when i

was playing chico in a benefit for the museum of broadcasting. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you for that little tidbit. listen, we would like to hear more about this later, but hear are the only two headlines you need to know. poll, obama has a mandate to raise taxes. and fiscal cliff talks appear stalled. almost two-thirds of americans say the election results give president obama a mandate to raise taxes on the wealthy. and 64% say obama has a mandate to protect entitlement programs like social security and medicaid. >> and it's not raising taxes on them, it's letting the old tax cuts expire as they were supposed to do two years ago. >> thank you. >> stephanie: good morning, congress woman judy chu. >> good morning.

>> stephanie: thanks for take time with us. >> it's great to be with you. >> stephanie: i'm sure you are looking at the same polls i am, the vast majority of americans agree with him exactly on these issues, right? >> exactly. in fact it is really upside down. the people who lost the election are protecting the top 2% the people who won the election are fighting to protect the tax rate of 98% of americans. >> stephanie: thank you. i thought i read this wrong this morning. i don't think john boehner understands what compromise means. the president reduced the income from $12.2 billion, and boehner responded with the exact same proposal. >> it's not a compromise.

in fact i would say that republicans don't want taxes to go up on the middle class, so why aren't we reaching an agreement? the only reason we are now is if republicans are too stubborn to reach a compromise. >> stephanie: right. boehner is pressing towards increase in the medicare eligibility age,. again it americans don't want that. where do we go from here with this? it feels as usual just completely stalled. >> i believe a deal will be made. they'll extend the middle class tax cuts or all tax cuts will expire. does anybody really believe that

republicans will vote against a tax cut for 9 #% of americans. >> stephanie: i agree with you. obviously your colleague and some others are also talking about the fact -- i have an increasing concern that the speaker is trying to string this out until january 3rd, because that's when he would be reelected speaker. and this is holding the whole country hostage for your power, isn't it? >> it is. >> stephanie: representative so what is your take on what is going to happen now, and on what time frame? this changes it seems to me day-to-day. i just shake my head when i hear that boehner came back with the exact same offer that he made originally. >> i think he is trying to look like he's strong for republican

values, even though it goes against what the american people want. 65% of the american people agree with president obama's tax plan, and republicans lost miserably in the election. now is the time to come to a compromise, but boehner is holding out for -- for his own -- his own survival. >> stephanie: so if you had to guess today, representative would you say we are going over the cliff? >> i don't want people to think as of december 31st we going to fall into the ocean and the world will come to an end. we could just let this expire of course people don't pay their taxes right on january 2nd. in reality if we come back on january 3rd and reinstate the middle class tax cuts then the american people don't have to suffer like they would --

>> stephanie: right. i agree with you. that's what i keep saying. i don't know why we're even talking about accepting a lower tax rate on the wealthy or any of that, and i know a lot of progressive lawmakers are saying don't go there, don't go there with medicare or social security, right? >> exactly. raising the medicare age doesn't give us any savings. we can improve our safety net programs. in fact really these are earned-benefit programs, and we can improve these programs without cutting benefits. take medicare, we should be able to negotiate drug prices to get the best deal possible. >> stephanie: yep, i agree with you. representative we really appreciate your time. it a got to be tense in washington, and i apologize in advance for your holidays being

ruined, probably. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: she is awesome. >> she is awesome. >> stephanie: are we back on in l.a. yet? >> i believe so. >> stephanie: we had a technical glitch, so unfortunately the people in l.a. didn't get to hear my appearance on hannity, which has lead to a raft of entertaining email, a lot of death threats a lot of c words -- >> courageous? >> stephanie: yes, thank you. we don't like to hear it again, because apparently i make the left-wing hate speech on hannity every week. >> the liberal garbage that is has been broadcast over the radio airwaves -- >> the progressive movement is built on hate i think this makes it clear. >> let's go to stephanie miller.

this is a narrative of the left to demonize conservatives and republicans. listen to this. ♪ everybody knows a turkey like sean hannity ♪ ♪ gets an audience that's white ♪ ♪ to train viewers who just don't know that what he says just isn't right ♪ >> she also says the black guy is still in the white house, nbc, everything is a dog whistle. >> really sean we adopt mind poking fun at ourselves, if they weren't so nasty, they might be funny. >> stop being so nasty! >> he has the thinnist skin in the world.

>> stephanie: let's read more christmas presents. rocky mountain mike finally made the fox-o-licious news. and he is very excited. i'm like what did i say? oh, it's a song. i didn't say it. poor hannity he has a sad. [ applause ] >> hateful! hateful left speech! >> stephanie: terry, subject line, your racistssscomments. move to venezuela crazy woman. why are you peace-loving libs the ones that get violent. >> there is nothing violent in that song, was there? >> nope. >> stephanie: get a life and a

job. well, this is my job, or you wouldn't be writing to me. seriously i feel sorry for you. you are very ignorant. joey, why is the subject line? >> why! >> stephanie: sort of in a nancy kerrigan sense. why? why must you torture sean hannity with a christmas song? he must have cried all the way to the bank to pick up his paycheck. >> and tears coming out of that giant noggin. >> stephanie: so bring racial innuendo into the mix is classless, totally classless. it's people like you who divide this country. [ applause ] >> stephanie: ron writes ms. miller i was listening to your

song, and wondering if you are some type of liberal idiot. well are there multiple choices? you should be ashamed of yourself for try to be so bitchy. >> you don't have to try to be bitchy. >> stephanie: oh, my god does it come naturally. i eat a big bowl of bitchy every morning. >> it wasn't your song. >> stephanie: no, i didn't even hear it. i bet the conservatives don't make songs about you. >> oh! >> stephanie: i was wondering why you liberals are so hateful. >> was there anything hateful -- >> hannity said it was hateful there -- >> yes. >> stephanie: he said that i said all racists are conservative, which i never said, but okay. god will judge all you idiots at some time or another. good luck on how he judges you.

has anyone ever gone to hell for a parody song? seriously? i'm not saying i'm not going to be judged, but is that what is going to come up? >> i think god has better things to do than to send people to hell for parody songs. >> stephanie: i'll be like wait a minute sean hannity just sent me this parody song. >> why you are going to hell for that where is dr. deminto. >> stephanie: weird al i'm going to have to give him a leg up in my ring of hell. [ applause ] >> stephanie: maybe some noted theologians can tell me -- >> we'll ask john fugelsang tomorrow. >> stephanie: yeah i'm ascared now. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jones in alabama. hi, jones. hello, jones. >> caller: hello.

>> stephanie: hi. >> caller: how are you today? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: i was so impressed with a little song you would poke a hole in his armor. >> stephanie: yes. thank you. >> caller: down here in the south the church runs everything. >> stephanie: apparently that's why god is going to send me to hell. i'm an ex-catholic girl. i'm a little scared now. >> he'll just second you to purgatory. >> stephanie: you think? >> yeah, it's like going back to catholic school. >> what purgatory? >> yeah. >> stephanie: i been there done that. forty-six minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> it's a combination of low blood sugar, blow selfest steam

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ please pray for me ♪ ♪ i was the black sheep of the family ♪ ♪ too much wine and too much song wonder how i got along ♪ ♪ we had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone ♪ >> oh the whine is there on the hannity show. >> stephanie: we both enjoy wine. we have that in common.

fifty-two minutes after the hour. >> i hate them making fun of us. [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: sucks to be me. i'm going to hell for a parody song. >> that you did not write or sing. >> stephanie: no. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: calling sean hannity a turkey in a parody song i didn't -- >> write or perform. >> stephanie: yes. all right. tc you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, tc. >> caller: good morning. how are you doing? >> stephanie: i'm good. go ahead. >> caller: you are doing a beautiful show there. i just want to ask you a question. why do you waste time with sean hannity. >> because it's fun. >> caller: talk about him. i called his show once and he started asking me [ inaudible ]. >> stephanie: hum. >> caller: that's exactly what

he said. and people always calling him such a great american. if this guy is great by america, then we have got a big problem. >> stephanie: okay. let's read some of my other christmas presents. i actually feel bad about this. travis got caught in the cross fire. they call him dear mr. travis -- >> maybe they thought bone was dirty. >> stephanie: his last name is bone. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: i watched hannity and heard you disgusting little song. >> sic! discussing! hateful! sick! >> stephanie: i'm not going to call you all of the names you deserve. that's what liberals do. oh come on debbie let one rip. don't be a puss. i would really like to but i'm

not going to go down to your level. the deference -- >> the deference? >> the vas deference. >> stephanie: quote unquote -- caps we have manners. it's beyond words how disgusting that song was. would you please grow up. >> disgusting! twisted! angry! hateful! no, not really. >> stephanie: yep, i am a white woman and i have the right to watch or listen to whatever i want. merry christmas! oh, that's one of those aggressive merry christmases! like i'm a communist. >> merry christmas, bitch! stop saying those nasty wores. >> stephanie: that was my last letter it said merry christmas bitch!

>> hey where the white women at? >> stephanie: with sean hannity like debbie. i am a white woman! merry christmas to you too! >> wow. >> stephanie: wow. >> merry christmas you hateful awful, hate -- hate hate! i hate you! >> stephanie: she actually signed off merry christmas bitch. >> well, make your christmas wishes where you can get them. >> stephanie: wait, i have other people caught in the cross fire. this is from somebody -- i don't know. warhall. miller, how is america's favorite dumb ass liberal dike? [ applause ] >> stephanie: i'm just fine thank you for asking. with mugs like these you clowns

need to stick to radio. keep up the good work loser. he sent a three stooges picture. [ applause ] >> stephanie: there is no need to drag them into this. >> you want to know the first email i saw when i got up this morning. where do you have this slimy [ censor bleep ] on the air. c word. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you are like i have called her that too. but it's like your mother you can call her names but nobody else can. >> i have been informed that i am not allowed to call you the c word. >> stephanie: oh, look it's the john and pam show. >> hateful angry john and pam show! ♪ it's the john and pam show it's the john and pam, john and pam, john and pam show ♪

>> you and your hateful jingles! >> caller: stephanie what the hell happened? i'm not letting john talk this morning, i'm so fired up. are these people fools or idiots? >> stephanie: let me defend my producer. he has nothing to do with putting the c word on the air. all right. go ahead. >> caller: do they kiss their mammas with these filthy mouths and also get spell check. >> please. >> caller: and i'm going to tell you something else. they want to talk about racists, and all of that. well, did they forget old fat boy out there rush limbaugh. >> stephanie: oh, dear now with the name-calling pam. >> caller: well, i'm old enough to be able to do that. >> okay. >> caller: and steph one more thing, i'm going to be in hell

before ya, and i'm going to save you a place, and we'll party and party and party. john says hi and he loves you too. >> stephanie: oh i love you. fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: thank god. there she is my bff. i need to cling to her like a water weanny. this hate mail is voluminous. >> i think when people type an

email and it is spell checked and it gives that red underline, maybe they just think it's highlighting their cool words. >> stephanie: exactly. >> there is no way these letters have this much misspelling, and it has no spell check. >> stephanie: i think you right. they take it as encouragement. >> exactly. good job. >> stephanie: jacki schechner these poll results, i'm telling you everybody agrees with us that the president should not be touching medicare. >> people like medicare. it's wildly popular, always has been, happy to get into detail you know that. it's a good thing, innovative and we should keep it the way it is. >> stephanie: 65% mandate to protect medicare. you heard her. here she is in the current news. >> good morning, secretary of state clinton is going to testify about the september 11th attack in

benghazi that killed ambassador stevens and three other americans the state department has created an accountability review board, and it will focus on whether u.s. officials paid enough at attention to potential threats in libya. barbara walters sat down with clinton for an interview in which she flat out asked if she is going to run for president. she said she was glad she did it once, but doesn't think she'll do it again. one nyu grad student is determined to draw more attention to u.s. drone strikes and he is using twitter to use it. apple rejected the app three times, twice for tech issues and once for content. so he got set up and went to

twitter. attack dates details, to an account @dronestream. then he discovered it was two much and he needed more time. he said he just wants to show how extensively the u.s. is using drones and allow people to draw their own conclusions. there could be as many as 495 strikes to date. we're back after the break. ♪ exciting issue. from financial regulation, iran getting a nuclear bomb, civil war in syria, fraud on wall street, destruction of medicare and medicaid. there are real issues here. having been a governor, i know that trade-offs are tough. things everyday exploding around the world that leave no shortage for exciting conversations. i want our viewer to understand why things have happened. at the end of the show, you know what has happened, why its happened and more importantly, what's going to happen tomorrow.

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>> our computer is -- malfunctioning. [ applause ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen -- >> and there is it goes again. >> stephanie: i just want all of our fox news viewers to know we don't usually have these kind of difficulties. ♪ sunshine walking on sunshine ♪ >> stephanie: really? you may need to shoot the computer and put it out of its misery at this point. [ gunfire ] >> there. >> stephanie: thank you. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. because it is the magical christmas season i have made hannity's hate speech segment again for a rocky mountain mike jingle. and he joins us now. what do you have to say for yourself rocky mountain mike. >> i had to rush to confession

this morning. >> oh, poor mike. >> do you think that might be why you are having problems with the computer? >> stephanie: i think so. >> i was just thinking what would they think of frothy rick santorum. >> stephanie: yeah. congratulations rocky mountain mike, i love you. >> i love you guys. >> did you get any hate mail? >> not yet. >> stephanie: and you are welcome, taking this bullet for you. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: see how you get on with your day when you get called the c word that many times. love you mike. >> thanks, guys. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you know what i would give somebody for the holidays a ticket to the sexy

liberal show in washington, d.c. ♪ sexy liberal time is near ♪ >> stephanie: january 19th. ♪ the time to see the show is here ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. that's enough. i just wanted to put the christmas spirit into it. let me read some more of my hate mail. what? you think the computer -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: that's fine. [ christmas music ] >> stephanie: somebody named joey. hah hah. in subject line. good job playing the race card idiot. you do realize hannity and williams are friends, right? you are a dumb ass and your third-rate show sucks! >> okay. hannity knows a black guy.

gotcha! >> stephanie: chris what have we learned when the word wow is in the subject line? >> it never ends well. >> stephanie: yeah. i used to be hopeful, it was like wow your show is great! wow, you are pretty! but it doesn't ever go that way for me. >> fun! wow! >> stephanie: susan writes your song -- wow! gee stephanie i'm one of the small brained people who watch hannity and he just played your song and i have to tell you how much you disgust me. i am white but then so is half of your wonderful leader socialist in the white house. >> he is our leader. >> stephanie: what a loser he is and anyone who was stupid enough to vote for him! further i don't think your leader won the presidency. >> ah.

>> stephanie: he stole it. >> how? >> stephanie: well, wait it's quite elaborate -- >> like from giveaways. >> stephanie: no, this is a new one. between soros, and his false wink, wink voting machines -- >> it's the help america vote republican act. >> stephanie: it becomes like a right-wing conspiracy gumbo. >> george soros has nothing to do with voting machines. >> stephanie: jim don't start now. a between the voting machines and the votes when people voting for romney, people voting two, three times and bussing in the illegal immigrants, felons and mental patients, not to mention the votes obama received by dead

people -- >> somebody has been listening to glen beck. >> stephanie: how could your hero not win? and the fact that he won by a small margin is further proof that the pollsters were correct in predicting a large win for romney. >> wow. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> you are right. dick morris is a genius. what was i thinking. >> stephanie: i hope you and all of your liberal friends and audience go bankrupt under this president. lord knows everyone who deserves to lose their jobs are the morons that voted for that president. and merry christmas. [ applause ] >> stephanie: wow wee. by >> by the way, the huge financial collapse happened on

george w. bush's time line. >> stephanie: yes. this one titled bitch. he will very cleverly avoid the fbi stack. thf -- this one is just a wish that i kill myself. >> oh, okay. >> stephanie: happy holidays! sometimes the holiday season is the saddest time for those who are lonely, without family or homely -- >> oh, my god. that's awesome. >> stephanie: or sexuality undesirable. >> huh? >> stephanie: apparently i am sexuality undesirable. or maybe just unknowing [ censor bleep ] holes. >> adjectives, adverbs who needs them. >> stephanie: if you suffer from these afflictions, there is a solution, i call it murder, suicide. kill yourself then hide the gun.

number two suicide pack. >> it's pact. >> wow. >> stephanie: you kill yourself and then your partner kills him or herself and then hides the gun. or tell a cop your [ censor bleep ] is bigger than his. all of these suggestions are far better than hurting someone who enjoys life unlike your sorry ass. merry christmas! >> wow. borderline actionable. >> stephanie: i think maybe some helpful suggestions for killing myself. >> he brought in the murder suicide thing -- >> stephanie: all right. put that in the fbi file. >> okay. >> thanks. >> stephanie: okay. >> the fbi are a bunch of liberals!

>> stephanie: okay. i think i should cleanse my pallet with an actual love letter. this from tim [ romantic muse ] >> stephanie: stephanie i thought it was great when we got a progressive radio station, now the station is all sports. i was devastated until i found you on current tv. i knew you had to be a fox, but i had no idea you were so alluring. i have a huge fantasy, where you and i are intertwined on a bed of your palatial hollywood home.

don't laugh. we're obviously basking in the after glow of an epic grope. don't judge me. as you narrate a series of today's political blogs. i lovingly pull back a hank of sweaty hair from your alabaster neck. >> a hank? >> stephanie: let me finish. and despite the fact that my tongue is numb from quivering, and whispering sweet obamas in your ear. >> wow, that was nice . . . er

than the other ones. >> stephanie: wow. >> hannity doesn't get letters like that. >> wow. >> stephanie: a hank of hair? >> maybe he meant hunk. >> stephanie: no. here is the president balking with barbara walters. >> obama: i think the key is to make sure that tax go up on high-end individuals like you and me barbara we can afford it. it is entirely possible for us to come up with a deal, but time is running short. >> i'm very very scared about the fiscal kwiff. >> stephanie: i have been talking about it all morning, but what more do we need to know? almost two-thirds of americans give president obama a mandate

to raise taxes on the wealthy, and it echos all of the other polls we have seen -- >> and marcus baucus says mandate! >> did you get that new fox viewers >> stephanie: 65% say -- including 45% of republicans say obama campaign ran and won on his pledge to rise taxes on the top-earning americans. president obama has a mandate to protect social security and medicare. and his mandate is just getting largerer. you could make a broach out of his mandate. the results give obama a mandate on his tax proposal, but make it clear that the government is deeply of posed to any reforms. >> again the tax increase is just the bush tax cuts expiring

which they were meant to do two years ago! >> stephanie: 53% approval rating up from 49% in september on the specific issue of the economy, obama's approval rating is up seven points from september. [ applause ] >> stephanie: so that's why we will tell you how deeply ridiculous the boner's offer was. the president said 1.4 trillion instead of 1.6 trillion in revenue, and boner said all right! my offer is the same as before. >> my offer is -- you shut up and do what i say! give me another bourbon! >> he has no power. i don't know why he thinks he can wield something he doesn't have. >> stephanie: thank you. you have no power here! we are so loopy, and making hannity last night was just the icing on the cake.

[ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: i want to love him and hug him. >> mmmmmmm. >> stephanie: okay. i'm sorry if i hurt you shawn. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> hateful, hateful parity songs! >> usually you are the one who makes it uncomfortable for your meetings at these radio conventions. >> awkward. you know what i'm going to do? >> what? >> stephanie: share some soda stream with him and make everything better. made fresh at home in less than 30 seconds. i think that we could -- sean and i could achieve detaunt over

sodastream. it's environmentally friendly. >> cases of canings are about as big as his head. >> stephanie: right? all you do is fill it up and snap it on. you can even choose your level of carbonation. >> wow! i like it less fizzy. >> stephanie: i would not care about that less if you paid me. but that's great. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: over 60 flavors of soda -- >> do they have name brands? >> why yes. >> stephanie: yes! country time, crystal light, stuff like that. better for you flavors, no high fructose corn syrup. at wal-mart macy's coles, sodastream.com you can fine the

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fofqfq jennifer > it's these "talking points" that the right have about "the heavy hand of government". i want to have that conversation. really! you know, i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ shake down break down take down, everybody wants in to the crowded line, shake down break down, you are busted ♪ >> wow the '80s are back. >> stephanie: yay! twenty-five minutes after the hour. oh, my god, how much does momma love her listeners? in my last fox hate letter -- i head hannity last night, encase you just tuned in. very exciting. to review, i'm going to hell for

playing a parody song about sean hannity. so someone -- and you think it belongs in the fbi stack because it still wishes for my death, but this one is more hopeful that i will kill myself. >> right. >> stephanie: however, one of our very smart listeners pointed out -- >> it was a bunch of people on twitter. >> stephanie: he offered various suggestions for how i could kill myself, and he said number one suicide kill yourself and then hide the gun. >> yeah. he buried though lead there. >> stephanie: how do you kill yourself and then hide the gun -- >> no, you hide the gun first and then -- >> stephanie: no, wait a minute. that doesn't work either. so right away his plan has some

kinks. like i could just move the gun -- i could just -- >> just shove it across the floor. >> stephanie: i probably wouldn't be able to find a good hiding place because i would just be a little -- oh under the couch. >> yeah, come on, that's the first place everybody looks. >> stephanie: why would i have to hide the gun if i killed myself? >> because you might be arrested -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> he should have focus grouped that. >> stephanie: yeah. he should have spitballed that. [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, that is so hilarious. and then patsy -- >> fox news saved my life. i was in an awful accident and near death and in a coma. someone came into my hospital room and turned on fox news i had to get out of bed to change

the channel. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: i can walk. >> zombie patsy. >> stephanie: zombie patsy. she is probably like flat lining -- wait a minute. oh, my god! i have got to turn that off. >> i love today. >> liberals. >> stephanie: i love today so much. could i have my christmas music. this one from paul stephanie miller racist/grin go. i heard your little song on a blog. and i wanted to comment briefly, if i may. all right if you have to. unions are the racist groups. they hire mostly whites and hardly ever allow, blacks or indians, or american indians. so in conclusion i would have

to say you are the racist. >> right. clearly. >> what? [ applause ] >> stephanie: that's great. >> um . . . so there are only white people in unions. that's interesting. >> stephanie: yes, that's a fact you can't deny! okay. right back on the racist gringo show. ♪

♪ >> you are not going to kill santa claus, because he doesn't exist. >> really? really brian? he doesn't exist? who else isn't real? huh? are you going to tell me that elmo isn't real? >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> is she not real brian?

>> stephanie: thirty-four minutes after the hour. >> this portion of the "stephanie miller show" brought to you by mr. dui, if you or someone else you know was arrested by mr. dui. 1-800-468-2125. just in time for the holidays. >> stephanie: kevin claims he is black and in a union. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: what? >> caller: that statement got me off of my sleep bed. that woke me up. okay. i am african american, and clearly -- >> stephanie: you are not just african american, you have carried me across the ballroom. >> i saw that happen. >> caller: stephanie is so racist that she smooched the african american.

>> stephanie: right? and i meant ballroom in the dirtiest way possible. >> caller: right. we have witnesses. but i just spoke to my head rep two weeks ago who was black, and i talked to the shop foreman who is a black female. so what the bleep! you attract an interesting group of people. >> oh, we know that. >> stephanie: and we want to say again, welcome fox viewers! welcome. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i think make it ever week. >> the left-wingers love to go on television and spew their hateful venom. >> the progressive movement is build on hate. >> let's go to stephanie miller one of the worst things you can call somebody is what? a racist especially somebody is not.

this is a narrative from the left to demonize and punish conservatives and republicans. in this case i'm the victim. listen to this. ♪ a turkey like sean hannity, gets an audience that's white ♪ ♪ tiny brains you just don't know that what he says just didn't right ♪ >> she also says the black guy is still in the white house. nbc, everything is a dog whistle. every conservative is racist. >> really, sean we don't mind poking fun at ourselves. if they weren't so nasty they might be funny. >> they are nasty! stop it! sean is so thin skinned he is practically translucent.

>> yes. >> stephanie: chris i would call this the most voluminous amount of hate mail i have ever gotten. >> how did you escape this jim? >> stephanie: you know. >> i need to make sure your email address is on the website. >> it's not like i have ever made any nazi references or anything. you know who made nazi references? hitler. >> stephanie: hitler. we have an fbi stack which are explicit death threats. and then the rather illogical death wish that i kill myself and then hide the gun. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: steve says i am a person that is not a republican or a democrat. >> i like to listen to both

sides. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> and i just stumbled on your show. >> stephanie: and i find you objectionable. i am just an independent person that votes for the right person not the right party. you crossed the line of dee sensy. >> oh good heavens, clutch the pearls. >> stephanie: a lot of pearl clutching last night. you must not be able to sleep because of your conscious. >> stephanie: well, i have insomnia, but not because of that. it seems as though if the liberally-minded people don't get their way they resort to personal attacks. first of all we did get our way in a landslide. [ applause ]

>> stephanie: he says personal assassination. it is clear to me that obama did not win this election because of his record but he is clearly effective of smearing everyone. please allow both points of view. are you kidding? right-wingers go to the front of the line. >> absolutely. >> stephanie: not try to destroy someone who does not hold your view. i have destroyed him! victory is mine! >> i crushed your head! >> no, his head is too big to do that! >> just car smashers! oh dare you suggest he crush his knead a car smasher! you hating liberal haters! i hate you. >> stephanie: your show and commentary are just another

indicator of a failing country. merry christmas. thank you. >> they think we take merry christmas as an insult. >> stephanie: right. and we say merry christmas back. >> that's right. >> stephanie: you can tell it's the angriest dog in the world. >> yeah i said it merry christmas! oh, no! >> stephanie: subject line typical liberal. kay writes liberals like yourself can't show the least bit of tolerance from though who hold views different than your own. meaningful dialogue requires mutual respect. engage sean hannity in a dialogue without name calling. i would but chris explain why.

>> because you have been banned from the show. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: yes, there was some sort of scheduling conflict of some sort. >> they found a more pliable liberal. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and sean hannity i invited him on my show, and he wouldn't come on. seriously, he is like a chick. i have to call and write him like twenty five times and assure him i will be nice to him, and he still wouldn't come on. dave writes just got my first brief tidbit of you and the content of your show. wow! >> fun wow! >> stephanie: it never ends well. never heard of you, and now i know why. progressive liberal talk show. what do you have five listeners?

well, a lot more now thanks to fox news. i know what the radical left looks like. actually if you google that you will find out i have the number one comedy tour and cd in the country. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: i'm not looking for a debate. that will be over quickly. all right. i dare you to call anyway dave. call me. it shocks me when i see such clueless anti-americans, and a radio show to boot. stunning. [ applause ] >> stephanie: awesome! there's a lot more. >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: joshua in ohio. hello, josh. >> caller: hello? >> stephanie: hi josh, go ahead. >> caller: i'm calling in about the steven crowder assault video. >> oh that.

>> caller: yeah that piece of fake edited trash. everywhere you turn on the tv since yesterday, everybody d chris matthews al sharpton they all point out how highly edited the tape was. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: but then they go we don't agree with the violence, but i found a less edited version of the video -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: in the strangest of places, on hannity's show. i have the link and everything but if you watch it this must have been his preliminary edit but there's about five seconds of footage that is not in the official one on crowder's youtube channel. and in this one you see the union guy get shoved down -- >> by crowder? >> caller: yes. >> wow! >> caller: he has his hands up

in the air, and you see the guy laying on the ground and then he gets up and starts swinging on crowder. >> stephanie: huh. that's so weird. it's like angry union thug footage with palm tees in it. >> yeah. >> stephanie: sandy in ohio hello there. >> caller: listen it is such a bitchy day i thought i had to call and give you the real definition of [ inaudible ]. it means being in total control of herself. >> stephanie: there you go. i will drink an extra cup of bitch this morning? honor of all of you fox viewers. let's go to mary. >> caller: hi. how are you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead.

>> caller: my grandson is home from school, he is nine years old, and we watch your show -- and he -- he can't talk because he has strep throat but he is very, very angry that these people slander you is the way he put it. >> stephanie: oh thank you, noah. >> caller: you have taught him an awful lot about many things, and we appreciate it. >> stephanie: huh oh. >> caller: what he doesn't understand, why do people watch your show if they don't like you? >> stephanie: noah is wiser than his years. >> caller: seriously, i have to tape your show so he can see it after school. and we were laughing here so hard at all of you. he said what you have to do far as committing suicide, you shoot yourself in an area of your body, where it is low dying -- >> stephanie: oh so you have

time to hide the gun. he understands there are knobs on your television and radio, so you don't have to watch me. >> caller: right. and he also says he loves you and merry christmas to all of you. >> ah! >> stephanie: oh thank you. [ applause ] >> that is adorbs. >> stephanie: all right. back with the new boner offer, as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> so who is responsible for these outrages? >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show"! jeremy irons. only on current tv.

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>> oh my god! look at her butt. it is so big. i only talk about -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i like big butts and i cannot lie ♪ you other brothers cannot lie ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. fifty-one minutes after the hour. the awesome tina dupuy joins us at the top of the hour. >> and the awesomely hot. >> stephanie: okay. all right. we posted on our facebook page the me on sean hannity -- >> yes, the video from last night. >> stephanie: and do you want to do a couple of other christmas hate mails.

>> sure. >> stephanie: as you said last break. we love today. hey, miss miller why don't you play the film about the union thugs fighting in michigan. americans don't want socialism. >> yes, they voted for it. well -- >> stephanie: well your version. we don't want to have communism in america, got it! george writes the problem with people like you for you people attacking white people is a soft target. your show would never have the balls to attack other races! well, you don't listen obviously. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: i don't see what the boner doesn't understand about compromising.

can you imagine him trying to buy a car? >> i'm going to give you $10! and that's my final offer. >> stephanie: and then i say i'm sorry the car is 14 but i'll give it to you for 13 and then boner says -- >> i'm going to pay you a dollars! >> stephanie: that was pretty good. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: boner does not view as acceptable the president started initial called for 6.1 trillion but reduced it by 200 billion in his latest offer, and boner responded by saying >> shut up! >> stephanie: he just wiped the bourbon and cheetos off of it --

>> he put it behind his back and shuffles it around. >> here is my knew offer! [♪ magic wand ♪] >> that's something a five year old would do. >> stephanie: it's the same offer. [ laughter ] >> you just pulled that out of your ass, right? yeah, so! what is your point! [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: and the republicans have offered a new -- they have also offered a new deal to avert the cliff demanding the bush tax cuts for the top two percent of americans be made permanent. >> oh my god. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: house spoken john boner unveiled the position during a, quote unquote sense phone call with president obama. the president is probably going are you drunk again?

seriously. >> here is my final offer! >> stephanie: and the president's carney yesterday. >> those magic beans are just beans. [ farting sounds ] >> and that fairy dust is just dust, it's not serious. >> it's a serious plan! >> stephanie: here is the boner yesterday. >> the president and i had a -- had a deliberate call yesterday, and he spoke honestly and openly about the differences that we face. >> stephanie: honestly. >> and i -- i -- i offered -- >> the same thing. >> -- the same thing that i offered before, and he turned it down. so how is that compromise! >> stephanie: i think he drunks dials the president until he passes out and then he just

hands the phone -- guess who was one of the signers on this letter to republicans. jenny thomas. >> please and thank you. >> wow. >> she of the allegedly drunken call. >> stephanie: aledgedly. >> i would like to hear a drunken call between her and boehner -- >> stephanie: how you doing? >> i offered a compromise and he's -- he just spit in my face. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: john boner is negotiating with president baum bomb on a deal. conservative leaders are urging republicans in congress to resist the pressure to compromise in any way. an open letter circulated and signed by more than a hundred conservatives warns republicans they are entering into a period of testing. because they maintain control of the house -- >> ah, thanks to gerrymandering.

>> stephanie: among the signers jenny thomas. phyllis shafley, and foster freeze. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: it also warns of possible primary challenges for republicans. kind of a little bit threateny. we'll go back to the froster freeze after the top of the hour. the boner again. >> the president has called for $1.4 trillion worth of revenue. that cannot pass the house or senate. >> it is not going to pass. i'm going to make sure it's not going to pass. >> stephanie: here it is. it's not new. there are cheato fingers on this

letter. i see it. we're all going to go down to the foster freeze as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ v [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: wow, jacki schechner, i get called the c

word more times before 6:00 am that most people do in their whole life. [ laughter ] >> can they get a little more creative with their use of derogatory names? or do they just use that word over and over again. >> stephanie: i know. >> disappointed. >> stephanie: on behalf of jacki schechner, we are -- >> disappointed! >> stephanie: we have many names to call jacki schechner -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: and news goddess is what we're calling her now. >> oh. good morning. today a new poll out from nbc and the "wall street journal" shows that 59% of republicans favor the party making concessions. compare this number to just 38% last april. 61% say they would be okay with raising taxes on the rich.

what they don't support is giving the president more authority to raise the debt ceiling without congressional approval. 70% of democrats are in favor of compromise. they would be willing to extent tax cuts for the rough if need be, but they won't consider cuts that impact social security medicaid or medicare. [ inaudible ] said it is absurd for republicans to accuse the president of not being specific enough. >> let's get real. >> yes, let's. 11 republican governors have asked the president to meet with them to discuss the affordable care act as if it is negotiable

they want to talk about ways to make the plan more affordable. this comes on the heels of the administration saying if states want 100% of funds, then they are going to have to implement it the way it is designed. as "politico" talked to experteds, and one said he could get the program up and running in just 90 days. we're back with more show after the break. stay with us. bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.

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♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." six minutes after the hour. sorry we have had a lot of c word email to get through this morning. hello new fox viewers, hello! >> hi. >> stephanie: i made hannity's left-wing hate speech. i'm going to song parity hell for playing a vicious rocky mountain mike parity. i got a lot of merry christmas bitch. karen writes your team won! why do you accuse the other side of being racist. ps you are a very mean female. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you are mean. >> how come hannity's black viewers haven't written in to

tell you how off you are. >> stephanie: heard the song about hannity, and so untrue. almost every night there are black conservatives on his show. so much ugliness comes from the left with nothing to back it up with. >> we back it up. yeah. >> stephanie: okay. all right. and lots more where that came from. [ applause ] >> stephanie: speaking of rocky mountain mike who got me into all of this trouble in the first place. >> thank you mike. >> stephanie: tina dupuy will join us in just a moment, but you heard the lie of the year was named and mitt romney won -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: for jeep moving they plant to china. >> what does this world come to for lie of the year? is the claim by the romney campaign that jeep was going to move its production to china at the cost of american jobs. >> the 2012 lie of the year --

♪ guess what the truth is ♪ ♪ this can't speak anymore ♪ >> the most outlandish -- ♪ liar liar pants on fire ♪ >> stephanie: liar! ♪ liar ♪ >> untrue statement of the entire year in politics. ♪ born born to be a liar born to be a liar he was born ♪ >> stephanie: he was born that way. thank you rocky mountain mike. all right. so you have -- tina dupuy has the -- the 2012 naughty or nice list. >> that's right. editor and chief of thecontributor.com. >> stephanie: i was get doing that. good morning, tina. >> good morning, stephanie. >> stephanie: would you like some festive christmas music for your list? [ laughter ] >> my favorite. >> stephanie: i love -- first

starting on the naught david petraeus for choosing a mistress who clearly cannot keep a secret. >> seriously. this is just a sex thing. we're obsessed with sex scandals. i'm obsessed with people who are the head of the cia and cannot stay away from people who apparently cannot keep a secret. >> stephanie: and [ inaudible ] made your list. >> that's right. the party of lincoln wants to meet the union. >> stephanie: you said who liking playing chess with a person who flips the board over and walks out of the room. >> yes, it's astounding and

it's the same as last year before obama won a second term. >> stephanie: and i wonder if they are polling people as they are coming out of the theater after watching lincoln? yeah. senator john mccain has made the naughty list for campaigning to take down susan rice. it's amazing he gets crankier every year? >> right. but it was stunning that he would call her not very bright. i thought that was kind of the low mark for him. and the whole campaign is incredibly cynical to go on television and go john kerry is awesome. we love john kerry. all of a sudden he is the best thing that has ever happened to the phrase secretary of state. because that's what mccain wants. this whole campaign is really

creepy and -- and just -- you know, disturbing. >> stephanie: it's interesting he would go on television and say a woman isn't very bright knowing how many people are silently mouthing you picked sarah palin. >> right. steven colbert calls her honey boo boo, sarah palin. and i am so jealous, all week i'm like why didn't i think of that? it was there and i could have plucked that out, and i didn't. >> honey boo boo you bet ya. >> stephanie: and there it's black friday stampedes or running of [ inaudible ] what is with the trampelers. >> i know they like to step on

people in the crowd. >> stephanie: john boner made the list. under his leadership the house has done nothing but rename post offices, talk about ringworm and talk about how the president isn't trying to get along with them. it really is stunning. >> yeah you i said under the [ inaudible ] victory, you should have john boehner's picture. he has done just the worst job imaginable in order for obama not to win. well, that clearly isn't working, so maybe he should try something else, but i think as we are talking right now he is having a press conference talking about how his compromise is that he wants the bush tax cuts to be permanent for -- wait for it the top 2%. >> stephanie: right. the one thing that the president has run on and won an and said he won't compromise on. >> exactly. the least popular piece of

policy in the entire country is what he is responsible as putting in there as part of his compromise. >> stephanie: right. and he followed up his $800 billion in revenue offer with . . . $800 billion in revenue. >> right. >> stephanie: the nice list, candy crowley. she gets accused of liberal bias for fact checking. fact checking a presidential debate takes two things courage and being correct. >> can you imagine if she wasn't right. >> that would have been awful. >> i was in the filing room -- i was at -- at -- you know, [ inaudible ], and we were all sitting there going oh man we hope she is actually correct. because it is in the transcript. there's video. there's a transcript. it's right there. he said that word.

to hinge this whole takedown on that word was kind of ridiculous, since the word is there. you can do a search for it, done, and she is correct. but yeah that was awesome that she had the courage to actually do that. >> stephanie: yeah that lead to much right-wing gnashing of teeth and outrage. fact checking live. that's bad form. >> right. boo. >> stephanie: boo! and you put nate silver on here for putting the sexy back in statistics. >> oh, gosh. i love him so much. >> stephanie: i know. the people that made them feel better, dick morris completely wrong on everything, the people that made us feel better, completely right. >> i was on the eliot spitzer show with a dude that was like not only is romney going to win,

he is going to win all of his home states. >> did he also mean california where he has a house in la jolla? >> yes. >> no oh, my god! >> stephanie: that's so sweet. >> bless his heart. >> stephanie: all right. tina great stuff at contributor.com. happy holidays. >> happy holidays honey! >> stephanie: there she goes. [ applause ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: republicans not budging on taxes democrats resisting steps like raising the eligibility age for medicare. 65% of the american people agree with the president on both of those issues. boner said serious differences -- >> serious differences! >> stephanie: remain between him and the president after serious offers. >> he disagree with my new offer

which is the same as my old offer! it's a serious disagreement. >> stephanie: president started $1.6 trillion in new revenue, he made a new offer of $1.4 trillion. >> flabbergasted! >> stephanie: right. so he responded with the same offer. also pressing for an increase in medicare eligibility age, and cost of living race for social security. and nancy pelosi talking about that yesterday. >> raising the retirement age does not get you that much money, so you are doing a bad thing when it comes to seniors, and you are not achieving your goal. we're saying does it work? it is fair? or is it just a trophy the

republicans want to take home whether or not it achieves -- contributes to reducing the deficit, and creating jobs. >> stephanie: she said don't go there. she said don't go there. and made the very points that she just made right there. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: we were talking about the threatening letter. she got a letter from foster freeze among other people -- oh jenny thomas. >> please and thank you. >> stephanie: exactly. clarence thomas's wife. >> this weekend foster freeze invites you to come to frothyville. we'll see you this weekend at

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breathe and to love -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: twenty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2. our friend chris van holland said i do have increasing concern the speaker is trying to string this out to january 3rd because that's when he would be reelected as speaker. we were just talking to congress woman chu this morning, that is your personal power over the good of the country -- >> i'm flabbergasted by that. >> stephanie: he is flabbergasted that the sun comes up every day. democrats holding strong -- >> i got up at the crack of

noon. >> stephanie: holding strong on medicare, social security. [ applause ] >> stephanie: social security is off the table. oh, mitch mcconnell made a joke. >> the president has taken so many things off of the table the only thing left is the varnish. [♪ circus music ♪] [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: that killed in the terrarium. and meanwhile nancy pelosi -- she is being sweet. she said she understands it's tough -- it's hard being speaker. >> that's what we all take the job to do to risk it for something, not to just sit in the office but you have to do it. so is the point that you don't want to put your members on the spot, figure it out. we did. figure it out. >> i'm not going to take advice from the chicks!

>> stephanie: my friend tradition and i start ever phone conversation like this, oh it's tough, it's hard! here it is our favorite maria banford bit. >> it's hard being single in the holiday, and i can't listen to love songs where are you calling from tonight what are your requestings and dedications, happy holidays where are you calling from? [ inaudible ] hi what is going on with you tonight amy? [ inaudible ] so you and matt broke up, that's hard. that's tough. what do you want to say to matt tonight? [ inaudible ] [ moaning ] we'll play that for you that's

lionel richie. [ applause ] >> when she is playing a d.j. that's when she sounds like she has a great voice. >> stephanie: it's tough. it's hard. that's probably what boehner sounds like on the phone. >> i'm flabbergasted! he looks like jack haley -- >> stephanie: exactly. >> jack haley was the tin man. >> stephanie: yeah. steve in indiana, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, steve. >> caller: hi, stephanie, how are you? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: i hate to tell sean hannity that he is racist. >> i never actually said that. >> caller: i say it, because he is. >> caller: it was a song parity that was talking -- >> caller: yeah, i know. >> stephanie: that's what he does with everybody.

he creates a straw man. he says things that liberals never said. he literally said i said every conservative is racist. >> never said that. >> caller: let's go to stephanie in illinois. hi, steph. oh stephanie in illinois? hello? >> caller: hello. hi! the caller who said the unions are racist? >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: first of all the last time i called you, i hung up on you because my two cats thelma and louise started attacking my feet -- >> do not let the them drive the car. >> stephanie: no. >> caller: thegy with the unions, my brothers are electricians and the unions will let anybody in. it's the private sector companies that won't hire them after they get in the union.

>> stephanie: that's a fox viewer comment by the way. unions will not take other races. that's a fact. >> and then our next caller was an african american with a union. >> stephanie: yes. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."

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minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to queenby in tennessee. chris it's for you. >> hi, queen bee. >> caller: hi y'all. >> stephanie: hi, queen bee go ahead. >> caller: okay. stephanie you would not believe what i have been subjected to waiting to get this call. >> stephanie: huh oh. >> caller: i'm going to have to have chris give me some -- i don't know, nurse me back to health. >> i'll nurse you back to health any time queen bee. >> stephanie: what is happening here. >> caller: okay. i would like to apologize to all of the disabled people all over the world, really for the two senator we have here from tennessee for voting down that disability treaty -- whatever it is called. someone needs to apologize for them, so please let me do that. >> stephanie: and done and done.

and guess what we're giving you back in return, a $100 pro flowers gift card. >> wow! >> stephanie: no to pro flowers.com, and click on the promo code stephanie. >> fun wow! >> stephanie: right? exactly. [ applause ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: before the break i said the democrats -- for once, we're standing together. we have the president's back. we're going to stair down the gop on the debt limit. >> flabbergasted! >> stephanie: yes, exactly. what about rank and file if the gop is serious would they unite behind obama [ inaudible ] social programs next year and then leave town before the deadline. will they really call boner's bluff. early signs suggest they will. [ applause ] >> stephanie: hooray! i think democrats will make

clear you cannot threaten the economy of the united states for your personal career. we fully support your view that congress should not play this game. a growing somebody of republicans are encouraging party leaders to put the fight behind them and then force them to agree to cuts to social security and medicare, no. >> computer says no! >> stephanie: that is nothing we have never negotiated with in the history of our country. >> gabberflasted. >> stephanie: exactly. john frank talking about the president. >> he has got a [ inaudible ] senate and a president that is simply out of touch with reality.

>> stephanie: see what he did there. >> and the democratically controlled senate is recalcitrant. >> stephanie: 65% of americans back the president, say he had a mandate to raise taxes on the wealthiest americans -- >> and he thinks the president is out of touch. >> stephanie: rand paul. >> why would we ever consider as republicans think about raising taxes. i tell them come to me after you have gotten rid of all of the spending, and come to me when you got rid of the $3 billion you used last year to watch monkeys on methamphetamine. >> stephanie: huh? let's go to lawrence in boston. hi, lawrence. >> caller: yes. >> stephanie: hello. >> caller: yes. >> stephanie: go ahead. >> caller: okay.

while i was on hold they had bill handle on the law on. i got a little discombobulated. >> stephanie: i apologize for that. >> caller: i'm the official observer of the media who is not in the media. brian maroney is a failed right-wing talk show host in boston. we had two full-time radio stations broadcasting nothing but right-wing talk. he never god a weekend gig, and he is deeply deeply frustrated. so to see successful people like you on national media he goes ballistic. >> stephanie: yeah he goes on sean hannity almost weekly to talk about what a failure i am as a radio show host. >> right. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we will review our favorite hate mail of the day, but this was last night on

hannity. >> the left-wingers like to spew their hateful venom. >> the progressive union is built on hate red. >> let's go to stephanie miller. one of the worst things you can call somebody is what? a racist. especial someone who is not. but this is meant to demonize republicans. in this case i'm the victim. listen to this. ♪ everybody knows a turkey like sean hannity, gets an audience that's white ♪ ♪ tiny brains viewers who just don't know that what he says just isn't right ♪ >> we probably won't have time for it, but she says the black guy is still in the white house nbc, everything is a dog

whistle. >> really, sean we don't mind poking fun at ourselves, we're okay with that. if they weren't so nasty it might be funny. >> don't be so nasty! >> stephanie: that was a rocky mountain mike parody song. >> hateful! >> and brian maroney who is saying you have been a failure for the eight years that you have been on the air -- >> stephanie: right, and he hasn't been on the air. >> exactly. >> stephanie: do we have christmas music? [ christmas music ] >> we do. i woke up to the c word this morning. >> stephanie: christmas and the other one. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i was culling from the stack all morning. this one from ross. seasons greetings bitch is the subject line. he was the one i suggested i

kill myself -- >> he started out with season's greetings -- he is propagaiting the war on christmas. >> yes. >> stephanie: kill yourself and then hide the gun. >> what? >> i suppose while you were falling to the floor, you could kick it across the room under the couch. >> stephanie: right. >> maybe. >> stephanie: okay. >> he should look into the war on logic. >> stephanie: this is a little more to the point. to quote from another white tiny brain's guy jimmy hoffa, jr., yours bitch! that goes over in your fbi file. >> thank you. >> stephanie: bob writes this message brought to you by a white fox viewer. i'm smart enough to not listen

to your dried up [ censor bleep ]. so have a nice christmas bitch. you are listening to the right orifice, because i don't -- there is nothing going on down there. [ crickets chirping ] >> and dried up old eggs. [ wind blowing ] >> stephanie: and this guy john was our personal favorite. because ahe couldn't get out of the subject line. and spelled the f word incorrectly. [ applause ] >> maybe he was thinking about that town in austria. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i need to do a love letter to cleanse my

palate. [♪ romantic music ♪] >> stephanie: this is bucky the christmas believer that someone sent me. ♪ >> he subs for jim when he is gone. >> stephanie: no hitler references. listens to everything i say. you don't do you jim? >> sorry, what? >> stephanie: would you be so kind as to snip off the white label hooked to your christmas beaver's butt. i got it. >> wow! >> stephanie: you bitch! merry christmas bitch! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he becomes an enraged fox news viewer. it looks like he unwittingly

left a tiny scrap of toilet paper between his cheeks. clearly he is a radio trooper and too shy and demure to acknowledge this. okay. since your are an infamous animal help super here you, and renowned beaver aficionado. i'm assured by the christmas beaver protective services that this is a painless procedure. >> yeah, you try it pal! ow! >> he is not bleeding. he went through surgery fine. >> stephanie: yeah. fine. thank you john that's very sweet you are concerned about my believer. oh we haven't talked about zero dark thirty yet.

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the senor to fold used his fairwell speech to foreshadow his potential return to congress. because what would be great is john kerry -- >> john kerry -- >> we love john kerry. we here he's making a come back. >> stephanie: just like this show. victory and defeat is temporary, we may obviously meet again. all right. whatever. >> whatever! >> stephanie: whatever. jim, reince preibus. >> reince preibus! [ dog barking ] >> stephanie: you are a little slow on the uptake today. >> stephanie: reince preibus. [ dog barking ] [ mocking whining ] >> i added that queued up --

>> stephanie: right. all right, rnc chairman reince preibus -- >> reince preibus! [ dog barking ] >> stephanie: said there's an opportunity to take control of the upcoming debates. help us control that situation. meaning the situation of our candidates being a-a-a-awful. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, by the way mitt romney lie of the year. but the reader's choice rush limbaugh's claim that the tax increase is the largest in the history of the world. ♪ you are a lying sack of crap ♪ >> stephanie: so we -- we were talking amongst ourselves

yesterday. >> zero dark thirty is morally reprehensible, because they have water boarding. >> water boarding more like awesome boarding. >> wow. wow. >> they are not trying to censor -- >> stephanie: no. and they were all outraged because they thought i was going to be a love letter to the president -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: and a lot of people disagree -- we didn't get bin laden because of water boarding. >> no, they got information through talking to people -- >> stephanie: because the fact that there was water boarding too -- >> but there's no link -- >> right. >> that was information they had

had for years that they just discovered later according to this article. >> yeah. uh-huh. all of these secrets were let out during a civilized dinner, not -- not under torture. >> stephanie: so you are a typical liberal. you want to feed liberals a moooz-bush. ♪ wheel of right-wing hypocrites ♪ >> stephanie: crystal palin's failed reality show received $257,000 from the government. >> i dare say she is sucking off of the government teat. >> stephanie: yeah. and -- also they are pointing out for alaska to spend money to attract a show to the state that

probably would have filmed there anyway. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: 47 percenter. barbara wallers is coming up -- >> it was last night. >> stephanie: oh anyway she -- secretary of state hillary clinton making her third appearance. bill wants hilary to run, but she is not so sure. >> you know who the number one most fascinating person is? >> stephanie: who? >> david petraeus. he refused to been interview -- >> stephanie: you know who else? chris christie. [ drum booming ] >> oh. >> stephanie: he said he is more than a little overweight but fit enough to be in the white house. some people say he is too heavy to be president. he said that is ridiculous.

i don't know what the basis is for that. >> well, there was grover cleveland. >> he could use the taft bathtub. >> stephanie: right. he -- walter started the discussion by telling christie that he was a little overweight. he said more than a little. he said if i could fix it i would. maybe stop eating so much -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> if you look at him and obama there is no way he could get that big. you can control it through diet and exercise but only to a certain exsent. >> stephanie: the governor asked about his weight and he said he has developed a shell about it. >> but he said it still hurts. >> stephanie: he said he hired a

personal trainer about a year ago. who i'm guessing does not put that on his resume just yet. [ buzzer ] >> not all of us have a pathological need to exercise like you. >> i need 20 hours of spinning class! >> stephanie: we all have our issues. >> obama could sit on the couch all day eating cheese whiz out of the can and he is never going to look like that. >> stephanie: that's true. but christie is at one end of the scale, i'm just saying you have to make an effort. >> and he is he hired -- >> stephanie: a personal trainer. >> yes, so we wish him well. >> stephanie: exactly. i'm just saying he might not want to take a government helicopter to his kid's baseball

game. okay. pope benedict is tweeting. everybody immediately unfollows him because he tweets too much. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he has a weekly ask the pope thing. that you can ask him -- >> is it in english or -- >> german most likely. or maybe latin. >> oh, god. really? that's what we need more of latin on twitter. >> stephanie: nick cannon masturbates to his wife, mariah carry's song " hero" [ buzzer ] >> wow. whatever. you know, we all have our things, i suppose. >> stephanie: i didn't really need to know that. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: spice girls musical, not so much. critics are scathing about the spice girls' musical. one critic wrote i tell you what i want what i really, really want is for this terrible show

to end. oh y'all are mean. tomorrow fridays with fugelsang. >> yes, and joy behar. >> stephanie: we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪